Square Toad Blog

Can YouTube Give Us Toad Videos?

I'm trying out Google's ability to embed relevant YouTube videos right on a web page.  I have no idea if the video player seen below will actually give us videos related to "toads" and "toad", but we'll see...

Watch the latest videos on YouTube.com

Dez The Beer-Drinking Cane Toad With Man Boobs

In this video on YouTube, Dez, the animated cane toad, speculates about what might have happened to his friend Baz.

Scenarios include becoming road kill and an unfortunate run-in with a lawn mower.

While it's animated, this video is not for kids...

http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=t3ENUqV5-bw

I'm Back, With Toad Jokes

It's been a looooooonnnnnggggggg time since I posted last here.  Maybe I'll be able to get back into this.

Given the nature of this blog (shoes & toads), I can't believe I never posted this joke before...

Q)What kind of shoes do frogs wear??
A)Open-Toad Sandles

Q)What happens when frogs park illegally?
A)They get toad.

Toad Cocktails, Get Drinkin' Green Man!

Here are some recipes for toad cocktails... drink up!

Horny Toad

Drink Ingredients:
1 part triple sec
1 part Kahlua® coffee liqueur
1 part cream

Hot Toad

Drink Ingredients:
3 parts Rum, Aged (of Cuban Type)
2 parts Apricot Brandy
2 parts Lime Juice
1 part Simple Syrup

Shake with ice and strain to a chilled cocktail glass.

Hop Toad

Drink Ingredients:
1 ½ oz. light Rum
1 ½ oz. Apricot Brandy
2 tsp. Fresh lime juice
Shake all ingredients together with cracked ice and strain into chilled cocktail glass.

Cranberry Toad
Drink Ingredients:
2 oz      Cranberry Juice
2 oz      Orange Juice
1 oz      Vodka (more of lest to your liking)

Help your pooch "just say no" to toads

Here is arecent hallucinogenic toad story that follows up on our earlier posts about Homer Simpson licking a toad and Story from NPR about a dog who is addicted to sucking hallucinogenic toads...

The Frogs and Toads of North Carolina Field Guide and Recorded Calls

Identifying frogs & toads correctly takes askill and years of slogging around in swamps. To help people identify and learn more about the frogs and toads calling from the woods, around ponds and wetlands and in their backyards, the North Carolina Wildlife Resources Commission has a new educational product, The Frogs and Toads of North Carolina Field Guide and Recorded Calls.

The 88-page field guide, with CD, which sells for $15, features audio calls & 120 full-color photographs that illustrate the 30 frog and toad species native to North Carolina. Detailed descriptions of each species simplify identification and range maps identify where they are found in the state.

Michael Dorcas, associate professor of biology at Davidson College and a herpetologist, co-wrote the book with Jeff Beane, collections manager with the N.C. Museum of Natural Sciences, Steven Price, a research coordinator with Davidson College Herpetology Lab, and Sarah Cross Owen, a former herpetologist with the Wildlife Resources Commission.

To purchase the guide, visit www.ncwildlife.org.

Save the toads in Edington!

Article in This is Wiltshire in the U.K. may help us save a few, innocent toads on their way home from work...

Excerpted from the article:

Julie Swabey, a district and county councillor who lives in Edington, is trying to form a toad conservation group and get road signs put up in the village.

Between February and early May large numbers of toads have to cross village roads as they make their way to a pond by the Priory Church.

Cllr Swabey said: "I'm a wildlife fanatic and something needs to be done to stop these toads being run over.

[we need people] who will volunteer to come out when it starts to drizzle or rain and pick the toads up and move them to the other side of the road so they can make their way to the pond.

"It would be really good if we could get some children involved because they are a very important part of the village, and also people from other areas would be welcome to come along if they wanted to help out."

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"Unfortunately when a car comes along toads just freeze and that's how so many of them get killed," she said.

"Toads tend to come out after dusk which unfortunately coincides with the rush hour."

Some toads are dying trying to have sexy explosions

Just read this post by A.K. Siva on his/her blog called The Lighter Side of Life that sadly points out that there are toads that are dying from sex in the Dutch village of Montfort. 

The source of the post is found at http://www.stunning-stuff.com/read-weird-news-stories/121.html?ci=s&st=2&pa=1&kw=toads (note, the story also uses the image I posted for Crazy Toad Sex).

The story notes that while this can happen from time to time, there is an exceptional rate of death-by-sex at this particular pond.  There must be something special in that water!  Just might go get me some.

Of course, I'm never happy when a toad brother or sister dies, even when they go out like this...

Toad Queen, but does she have a compatible king?

Just found this very cool picture/graphic of a "Toad Queen" on Worth 1000...

The artist is "ozplasmic", check out some other graphics by ozplasmic

Are any of these suitable mates?

 

 

Some thoughts on what toads eat

Just found a string of posts on Yahoo Answers for the following toad-related question:

"I found a toad in my yard are toads nocternal and can they eat anything else besides worms and flys??"

One funny typo in an answer there...

"they feed on any incest they find so dont worry"

I'll dig up some more in-depth toad feeding info later (Just started a toad links typelist on the blog today - check out left, bottom margin)

Poor exploding toads!

The Register, an oline publication from the UK first reported this story about exploding toads in a pond in Hamburg, Germany in April 2005. 

There was a recent update that "crows have been fingered as the culprits. Apparently the crow pecks a small hole in the toad to get at the liver. The toad begins to inflate itself - its normal defence mechanism - but because there is no separation between lung cavity and abdomen, the poor blighter keeps on expanding until it goes pop."

There is a nice thread in the science section of Netscape.com where people are discussing the poor toads...

Obviously, we here at SquareToad are sad about our poor brothers in the pond.

Funny ode to the scrotum of a toad

Who knows how long this page will stay up - it's one of those random pages hanging off of a site that may or may not continue to support the random content that is sitting there into the future.  But, by the looks of the pages here there are some old school "hackers" taking care of the stuff, so it should continue to live somewhere.

Anyway, the real point here is that someone actually wrote an Ode to the Scrotum of a Toad!

Couldn't ask for a better addition to the Ode to a Toad and Toad bits categories of our site...

Ode to a Toad: Darling Toad....

Here is another Ode to a Toad that was submited on the SquareToad website back in October 2005 by Andrea Da Costa (Pieces of My Heart):

Darling Toad...

Oh darling toad of the slimy skin

Could there be more to you within?

I'd like to believe you are a prince

But that fairytale died for me long since!
 

Oh darling toad all covered in warts

Could you be a prince of sorts?

I can't imagine you on a shining steed

But to believe in you I feel a need!

 

If I should deign to give you a kiss

Would I get warts upon my lips?

Could a slime like you make my heart sing?

If I'm to find out I must do this thing!

 

*Mwah* There! The deed is done!

Damn! I knew you wouldn't be one!!!

Abusive toad

Nice little youtube video with a very angry toad... don't watch with the kids.

Don't be a toxic toad

I think I found that toxic toad reference I was looking for.  Unfortunately, it's not a superhero at all.  Some lame-ass, HR-type person doesn't want us to be "toxic toads" by:

"

• Checking your attitude – is it getting you where you want to be?
• Recognising the negative effect you may be having on other people
• Stop blaming other people – ask what you're going to do to change the situation
• Using your energy and expertise in a positive manner
• Asking yourself why you're unhappy with your situation and pinpoint practical solutions
• Avoiding spending time with negative people

"

Whole new meaning to taking it in the ass...

This cane toad purse makes me cringe at the sight of it.  Not only is it the empty skin of a toad, but this poor guy gets the job of having someone move objects in and out of his ass all day...

Toxic Toadburger! Hmmmm

Just found this book as I was searching for "toxic toad" in Google.  Thought I had seen a Toxic Toad comic book at some point awhile back (I'm still going to look for it).  But, this was the #1 result:

Looks yummy doesn't it?  Looks like a fun book for kids.  But seems to only be published and sold in the U.K. (couldn't find it on traditional Amazon, just Amazon.co.uk).

The author, Ian Hills, wrote his own notation on http://www.amazon.co.uk/Toxic-Toadburger-Conspiracy-Ian-Hills/dp/1840465646:

"Amazing what happens when you combine an over-active imagination, 15 months unemployment, a small stint of depression and a curious affection for toads."

Think I can relate...

Stars 'n Toads Comic Strip

Fun little toad-based comic strip.  "Two New Office Humor Comic Strips Every 'Moanday'"

Art is by Taylor Dobson. Design and content by Bob Cole

There is a coincidental disclaimer at the bottom of the homepage:

Any similarity between the comic strip Stars 'n Toads and your office is probably just pure coincidence;
But,
If the shoe fits;
Wear it!

Toad eCards!

OK, technically most of these are frog ecards, but there are a couple of toads in there - http://www.krittercards.com/frog.htm.  In any case, you can send that special toad lover a heartfelt greeting this holiday season.

I particulalry like this bloated, spread-eagle frog card.

Oh, and you can choose music to go along with any of these.  Including the Godfather Theme!

One more for the toad bartender...

Je ne parle pas francais, but I like this image of a "Dead Drunk Toad" found on this French Heavy Metal Webzine...

Crazy Toad Sex

My kind of toads...

Hammered copper bowl with american toad footprints

While this blog definitely will never be accused of being politically correct, polite, rated-g, fit for society, etc.,  we definitely appreciate good art when we see it (and if you click on it and buy it we make $$)...

The name of this piece is American Toad by J. Agnes Chwae.

Decorative raised and hammered copper bowl with a blue-green patina. Double-walled bowl has relief image of footprints of an American toad.

Year created: 1996
Dimensions: 7"H  x  15.5"diameter
Price: $1800

Shipping & Handling: $65

"I want these bowls to be useful, an invitation for contemplation and reverent of the domestic sphere."
- J. Agnes Chwae

Trained toads jump through fiery hoops

Would you pay to see trained toads? - Short piece covering the 116th annual International Fair and Expo convention in Las Vegas... "[Jim Calhoun's] toads race each other, compete in long jumps, do high dives, jump through fiery hoops and, in the rare feat that doesn't rely primarily on jumping, cross three-rope bridges. The toads, though, are not very active this time of year."

Dog dies from eating toad

Just read this sad story of a dog who died from eating a toad in Waco Texas.  I never realized that some toads were so toxic until I started the squaretoad.com website.  Sure, I figured that some toads are out there in rainforests that could be poisonous, but had no idea that cane toads were such a problem in Australia, or that there were any poisonous toads in north america...

Stick It In the Toad

Stick your keys in this toad...

Moss Finish Shelf Sitting Toad Key Safe

Available in moss green, parchment, lead, tea stained, verdigris, terra cotta, wrought iron, and brick. Cast with a resin material this toad statue can be used indoors or outdoors and will be an attractive addition to your indoor or outdoor garden. The dimensions of this artistic statue are 7 x 6 x 3.5 and have intricate details. This toad may have flaws and imperfections that are inherent in the original and are captured in the reproduction. With a key safe feature this fun statue is decorative and functional. This authentic looking toad is finely detailed with big eyes and bumpy skin. This little toad will is made to sit on the side of a shelf or any surface edge and will be comfortable on your garden or porch. Add distinctive styling to your garden or patio area this moss green finish shelf sitting toad key safe statue.

Kiss Under the Toad

Another find just in time for Christamas - Mistle Toad!  A nice find from GoCollect.com...

Item # 8355This pretty frog is ready with her mistle-toe hanging strategically over her readied lips! Tip her to the side and see her eyes light up.

Mistle-Toad

Nice information about hallucinogenic toad licking

Rotten.com has a nice page about cane toads and their toxic bodies doubling as hallucinogenic lollipops ... and they posted this fantastic picture of Homer post-toad-licking...

Ode to a Toad: HOW TO BUILD A BETTER TOAD IMAGE

Here is an Ode to a Toad that was submited on the SquareToad website back in October 2005 by Judith Cody:

HOW TO BUILD A BETTER TOAD IMAGE

 

One was in the shrubbery

Quite slippery and

(What do you think?)

Rubbery!

Two were jiggling under the roses

In questionable

(Well look at that?)

Poses.

Three entered my doorway

To ask shocking

(Now what?)

Directions.

Four delivered packages of

(Could this be?)

Toadities!

Dozens of marvelous

(Duh!)

Toad particular, solid gold currencies!

Then the four toads told me,

All the gleaming gold money

Was barter for me if only I’d

Write them a flattering poem.

Which I did,

This is it

Which they loved

Gave me gold

Lovely gold

Lovely, lovely

Generous

Gorgeous

TOADS!

©Copyright 2006, Judith Cody

Squish The Cane Toads

Here's a pretty funny game (assuming from Australia) that lets you drive a truck over cane toads and hear them splat.  But, wait, there's more.  After each round you trade in smashed cane toads for repairs to your truck if you hit rocks along the way. 

You do need Adobe Shockwave installed on your computer to play.

Anyway, thought I'd share this toad game - more to come.

Horny Toad Christmas Delight

Found this toad ornament just in time for Christmas at AnimalDen...

"Christmas Ornament: Horned Toad"

Give your Christmas tree decorations a unique look with this wonderful Horned Toad Christmas Ornament. Made from quality porcelain, the Horned Toad Ornament will help make your holiday season special. This collectible series has a full color Horned Toad picture on both the front and the back side of the ornament. Each animal ornament comes individually packaged in a nice gift box. The Horned Toad Christmas Ornament is approximately 2 1/8 inches wide x 3 3/8 inches tall x 7/8 inches deep.

I think I like a dog who sucks hallucinogenic toads...

Pretty funny story from NPR about a dog who is addicted to sucking hallucinogenic toads.  Who isn't though?

Some excerpts:

A dog may be man's best friend. But one dog, Lady, decided she needed more friends -- and she found plenty in the knot of toads living at the local pond. A suburban family's secret struggle with an uncommon addiction comes to light in this personal essay by NPR's Laura Mirsch.

"We noticed Lady spending an awful lot of time down by the pond in our backyard."

Lady would wander the area, disoriented and withdrawn, soporific and glassy-eyed.

"She finally staggered over to me from the cattails. She looked up at me, leaned her head over and opened her mouth like she was going to throw up, and out plopped this disgusting toad."

It turned out the toads were toxic -- and, if licked, the fluids on their skin provided a hallucinogenic effect.

"We couldn't keep our dog's addiction a secret any longer," Laura Mirsch says. "The neighbors all knew that Lady was a drug addict, and soon the other dogs weren't allowed to play with her."

"She seems to have outgrown the wild toad-obsessed years of her youth," Mirsch says, "and now only sucks on weekends."

50,000 cane toads killed in Australia

 Just read through the following disturbing article at http://www.news.com.au...

ALMOST 50,000 cane toads have been killed in a toad-busting exercise south of Darwin (Australia).

Dozens of Territorians have joined in the month-long battle, in the Timber Creek region, 400km south of Darwin, to stop the toads before they march into Western Australia...

"This initial exercise has been a huge success and we've had more than 50 people from all walks of life slug it out day and night helping wipe them out."

Anytime our fellow toads are massacred we are deeply saddened.

Inaugural Post

This is the first post for the Square Toad Blog, where you will find information about All Things Toad & Square Toed shoes!  Please visit the Square Toad website.