I'm Back, With Toad Jokes

It's been a looooooonnnnnggggggg time since I posted last here.  Maybe I'll be able to get back into this.

Given the nature of this blog (shoes & toads), I can't believe I never posted this joke before...

Q)What kind of shoes do frogs wear??
A)Open-Toad Sandles

Q)What happens when frogs park illegally?
A)They get toad.