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Toad Thongs for Horny Toad-Girls

Calling all horny toads!  Ladies, show your man your love of toads in these toad-ily sexy thongs...

Toad Classic Thong

Toad design for Toad Lovers. Passion for Toads, Amphibians and Nature. Toads and amphibians rule the garden. Go Toads with this Toad artwork!

Toad Classic Thong

 

Desert Magic Toad Thong

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Ode to a highway toad

Here is an Ode to a Toad that was submited on the SquareToad website back in October 2005, by Bob Jones (Humorist, Comedian, Poet, Speaker and Columnist), from the U.K.

ODE TO  A HIGHWAY TOAD        

The toad only knows how to crawl,

 

He pulls no other strokes at all;

   

Which makes it difficult for the toad,

 

When he has to cross the road.

 

Once a year toads return home

To mate and spawn by the load.

 

(if it wasn't for the road)

 

Or to be more exact,

The cars that compact.

 

If it takes the poor old toad.

 

Ten minutes to cross the road

   

It doesn't take a statistician

 

To work out, it's a suicide mission.

   

Nothing could rival

 

Toad's sense of survival,

   

Toady does what comes naturally:

 

He doesn't look right,

   

He doesn't look left,

 

And if it's all clear (or not),

   

He doesn't bother a jot,

 

He just crawls out into the road;

   

And sooner or later, splat!

 

That's that,

   

Toad's flat . . .

 

It's the Code

   

Of The Highway Toad!

 

Copyright Bob Jones 2005

The Government Stole My Toad!

"Not quite as paranoid as Ernie... Neville/Luna"

The Government Stole My Toad! Green T-Shirt

Go green! Freshen up your wardrobe with attention-grabbing green. Not only is this 100% Hanes Authentic T preshrunk and durable, it's the most comfortable t-shirt ever. Stand out in a crowd; remember, green is the new black. 6.1 oz. 100% cotton Standard fit

Toad Cocktails, Get Drinkin' Green Man!

Here are some recipes for toad cocktails... drink up!

Horny Toad

Drink Ingredients:
1 part triple sec
1 part Kahlua® coffee liqueur
1 part cream

Hot Toad

Drink Ingredients:
3 parts Rum, Aged (of Cuban Type)
2 parts Apricot Brandy
2 parts Lime Juice
1 part Simple Syrup

Shake with ice and strain to a chilled cocktail glass.

Hop Toad

Drink Ingredients:
1 ½ oz. light Rum
1 ½ oz. Apricot Brandy
2 tsp. Fresh lime juice
Shake all ingredients together with cracked ice and strain into chilled cocktail glass.

Cranberry Toad
Drink Ingredients:
2 oz      Cranberry Juice
2 oz      Orange Juice
1 oz      Vodka (more of lest to your liking)

Brass Toad Garden Faucet

There's no better way to water your garden than to gently turn a toad in circles...

Toad Faucet found at Yardiac.com for $32.95

These decorative and functional toad faucets are made from 100% recycled solid brass in America. Great way to personalize your garden work space. Sculptured handles & Solid brass faucets Mounted on 3/4 inch brass hose bibs. Made in the USA - Lifetime Guarantee Easy & Quick to Install Great Gift Idea In Stock - Low Price Guarantee

Line Dance in this Old Gringo Square Toe Mule..

These square toed mules look like they could be comfy dancing shoes (if toads could dance)...

Old Gringo - Ramada (Natural/Black) - Women's (currently selling for $617 at Zappos - was priced at $1,078)

Full-grain leather upper. Flower design is hand tooled in a meticulous time consuming process. Smooth leather lined. Leather outsoles and heel. Tip of the heel has added rubber for slip-resistance. Old Gringo(R) boots go through a 130 step handmade production process. Old Gringo(R) also develops and tans its own leathers and textures to make sure the end result is a superior quality product.

HISTORY OF OLD GRINGO BOOTS & SHOES
Old Gringo was founded in 2000 by Yan Ferry and Ernie Tarut. They decided to combine Yan’s bootmaking and design skills with Ernie’s 30 years of experience in leather manufacturing to create boots of superior style and quality. This endeavor was named OLD GRINGO.

OLD GRINGO opened its first factory in the fall of 2000, and the first collection of original, vintage and retro styles was available within six months. The boots were well received in the market by traditional western outlets, as well as fashion boutiques, catalogs and shoe stores. The styles bridged the divide between western style and pure fashion.

After two years of ever-increasing demand, Old Gringo factory built a larger factory in Leon, GTO Mexico from which it continues to produce its collection of fashion-forward western wear.

Since 2000, Old Gringo has been focused on a single goal: creating western wear that combines the best materials with the skills of exceptional craftsmen. Beautiful designs and comfort are not accidents. It’s the result of applying a contemporary flair for fashion to a time-honored handcrafted art.

 OLD GRINGO'S 110-STEP PRODUCTION & QUALITY PROCESS
One hundred-ten individual steps, performed by skilled craftsmen, are the foundation for the company's products. To meet the rigorous demands of its designs, Old Gringo produces and tans its own leathers in colors, textures and finishes developed by Yan Ferry. After carefully selecting the finest grade of leathers, the leathers undergo a meticulous tanning process. Each of the next steps, including cutting the upper materials, pre-fitting shafts and vamps, fancy stitch design, assembling the insoles, outsoles, last and uppers, the hand-driven lemon pegs and meticulous finishing, are considered critical in the construction of the perfect boot. Every step in the process requires craftsmanship.

Note:
In 2005, Ernie Tarut sold his interest in the factory to Yan Ferry to devote his complete attention to the success and development of the Old Gringo brand in the US and international markets. Yan and Ernie are still partners in the US wholesale operations with plans for future development of new products for their exclusive market.

Help your pooch "just say no" to toads

Here is arecent hallucinogenic toad story that follows up on our earlier posts about Homer Simpson licking a toad and Story from NPR about a dog who is addicted to sucking hallucinogenic toads...

The Frogs and Toads of North Carolina Field Guide and Recorded Calls

Identifying frogs & toads correctly takes askill and years of slogging around in swamps. To help people identify and learn more about the frogs and toads calling from the woods, around ponds and wetlands and in their backyards, the North Carolina Wildlife Resources Commission has a new educational product, The Frogs and Toads of North Carolina Field Guide and Recorded Calls.

The 88-page field guide, with CD, which sells for $15, features audio calls & 120 full-color photographs that illustrate the 30 frog and toad species native to North Carolina. Detailed descriptions of each species simplify identification and range maps identify where they are found in the state.

Michael Dorcas, associate professor of biology at Davidson College and a herpetologist, co-wrote the book with Jeff Beane, collections manager with the N.C. Museum of Natural Sciences, Steven Price, a research coordinator with Davidson College Herpetology Lab, and Sarah Cross Owen, a former herpetologist with the Wildlife Resources Commission.

To purchase the guide, visit www.ncwildlife.org.

Is the Sha.zam! traffic network any good?

Just started trying this Shaz.am! widget... right hand margin in the middle