We're Not in Kansas Anymore

Ok, all that is missing from these blood red shoes are the sparkles like the ones that Dorothy wore in the Wizard of Oz. They may actually be leather with a suede toe, but these puppies would be pushed under my bed collecting dust bunnies with all my other less desirable shoes. You may find that old lady that never comes out of her house wearing them or the lunch lady serving the first graders down the street, but as I mentioned before these less then desirable shoes should stay in Oz and be worn by that gay cowardly lion.