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Rialto Hoody (square toe mule for women)

This patchwork mule, square-toed women's shoe is comfortbale & affordable ($29.99 at the time of this post), and its subdued browns make it a highly versatile shoe that goes with so many different outfits.

• Easy to slip on & go
• Easy comfort
• Patchwork faux-leather upper with square toe
• Lightly cushioned insole softens your steps
• 2 1/4 inch squared stacked heel

Women's Rialto Hoody

Rialto is a division of White Mountain Footwear.  Rialto is inspired from the famous Rialto Bridge in Venice, Italy. 

The beautiful bridge represents the combination of Architectural Beauty and Innovative Design. 

Dez The Beer-Drinking Cane Toad With Man Boobs

In this video on YouTube, Dez, the animated cane toad, speculates about what might have happened to his friend Baz.

Scenarios include becoming road kill and an unfortunate run-in with a lawn mower.

While it's animated, this video is not for kids...

http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=t3ENUqV5-bw

I'm Back, With Toad Jokes

It's been a looooooonnnnnggggggg time since I posted last here.  Maybe I'll be able to get back into this.

Given the nature of this blog (shoes & toads), I can't believe I never posted this joke before...

Q)What kind of shoes do frogs wear??
A)Open-Toad Sandles

Q)What happens when frogs park illegally?
A)They get toad.

The Da Vinci Toad Ash Grey T-Shirt

Da Vinci Toad Ash Grey T-Shirt

Toad Thongs for Horny Toad-Girls

Calling all horny toads!  Ladies, show your man your love of toads in these toad-ily sexy thongs...

Toad Classic Thong

Toad design for Toad Lovers. Passion for Toads, Amphibians and Nature. Toads and amphibians rule the garden. Go Toads with this Toad artwork!

Toad Classic Thong

 

Desert Magic Toad Thong

Bufo alvarius everywhere!

 

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Ode to a highway toad

Here is an Ode to a Toad that was submited on the SquareToad website back in October 2005, by Bob Jones (Humorist, Comedian, Poet, Speaker and Columnist), from the U.K.

ODE TO  A HIGHWAY TOAD        

The toad only knows how to crawl,

 

He pulls no other strokes at all;

   

Which makes it difficult for the toad,

 

When he has to cross the road.

 

Once a year toads return home

To mate and spawn by the load.

 

(if it wasn't for the road)

 

Or to be more exact,

The cars that compact.

 

If it takes the poor old toad.

 

Ten minutes to cross the road

   

It doesn't take a statistician

 

To work out, it's a suicide mission.

   

Nothing could rival

 

Toad's sense of survival,

   

Toady does what comes naturally:

 

He doesn't look right,

   

He doesn't look left,

 

And if it's all clear (or not),

   

He doesn't bother a jot,

 

He just crawls out into the road;

   

And sooner or later, splat!

 

That's that,

   

Toad's flat . . .

 

It's the Code

   

Of The Highway Toad!

 

Copyright Bob Jones 2005

The Government Stole My Toad!

"Not quite as paranoid as Ernie... Neville/Luna"

The Government Stole My Toad! Green T-Shirt

Go green! Freshen up your wardrobe with attention-grabbing green. Not only is this 100% Hanes Authentic T preshrunk and durable, it's the most comfortable t-shirt ever. Stand out in a crowd; remember, green is the new black. 6.1 oz. 100% cotton Standard fit

Toad Cocktails, Get Drinkin' Green Man!

Here are some recipes for toad cocktails... drink up!

Horny Toad

Drink Ingredients:
1 part triple sec
1 part Kahlua® coffee liqueur
1 part cream

Hot Toad

Drink Ingredients:
3 parts Rum, Aged (of Cuban Type)
2 parts Apricot Brandy
2 parts Lime Juice
1 part Simple Syrup

Shake with ice and strain to a chilled cocktail glass.

Hop Toad

Drink Ingredients:
1 ½ oz. light Rum
1 ½ oz. Apricot Brandy
2 tsp. Fresh lime juice
Shake all ingredients together with cracked ice and strain into chilled cocktail glass.

Cranberry Toad
Drink Ingredients:
2 oz      Cranberry Juice
2 oz      Orange Juice
1 oz      Vodka (more of lest to your liking)

Brass Toad Garden Faucet

There's no better way to water your garden than to gently turn a toad in circles...

Toad Faucet found at Yardiac.com for $32.95

These decorative and functional toad faucets are made from 100% recycled solid brass in America. Great way to personalize your garden work space. Sculptured handles & Solid brass faucets Mounted on 3/4 inch brass hose bibs. Made in the USA - Lifetime Guarantee Easy & Quick to Install Great Gift Idea In Stock - Low Price Guarantee